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ANTIGUIDE TO MIAMI

ANTIGUIDE TO MIAMI

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Lexi Toribio
Oct 21, 2022
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florida is funny

when you go with a bunch of folks

who’ve never been before

you do things like drive to key west 

for one night


snorkeling in climate change is depressing

just a couple fish

and some over-harvested sponge

so i crawl into the boat

and drink

because that’s somehow less depressing

and we already paid for it

technically


be car…

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